Well, I decided not to just laze around and do nothing with my Newgrounds experience, so I made some art.

It's like really symbolic and stuff if you think about it hard enough.

Made using MS Paint '98

Update: The picture thing refuses to work, so I'll just link it.
War

i ned meecro seem card as for to use lg fleep fone!

Aren't you full yet??
Fatty...

On July 10 1997, a terrible tragedy occurred. It was around 6 AM and the weather was horrible.
(Actually, I have no clue what the weather was like, as it was over a decade ago.)
The youngest human on earth emerged from his mother's... Yea, skipping forward... There was a scream! There was a shout! Commotion!
Then all was calm as the world basked in the glory of the god-child!
Then some damned other kid was born, probably in some stupid country, and I wasn't the youngest kid on earth anymore. Oh well, at least I am still the coolest.

Want some cake?

The Picture
What is this a picture of?
Is it a face?
Is it a floppy-eared dog?
Is it woman holding an umbrella??
Is it just some shapes?
Is it... OH GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

This is like a really deep and moving question.
Huh huh, I said deep.

I have just one goal here on Newgrounds,

To become so cool that someone makes a Newgrounds Wiki page about how cool I am. When that happens, my goals will be fulfilled, and I won't use Newgrounds anymore.

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