Three tips for success in life: 1. Wine 'Em 2. Dine 'Em 3. 69 'Em. That is all.
Age 27, Male
Kicksville
Joined on 1/26/13
Posted by UsernameUser - July 12th, 2013
Well, I decided not to just laze around and do nothing with my Newgrounds experience, so I made some art.
It's like really symbolic and stuff if you think about it hard enough.
Made using MS Paint '98
Update: The picture thing refuses to work, so I'll just link it.
War
Posted by UsernameUser - July 10th, 2013
On July 10 1997, a terrible tragedy occurred. It was around 6 AM and the weather was horrible.
(Actually, I have no clue what the weather was like, as it was over a decade ago.)
The youngest human on earth emerged from his mother's... Yea, skipping forward... There was a scream! There was a shout! Commotion!
Then all was calm as the world basked in the glory of the god-child!
Then some damned other kid was born, probably in some stupid country, and I wasn't the youngest kid on earth anymore. Oh well, at least I am still the coolest.
Want some cake?
Posted by UsernameUser - July 9th, 2013
The Picture
What is this a picture of?
Is it a face?
Is it a floppy-eared dog?
Is it woman holding an umbrella??
Is it just some shapes?
Is it... OH GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
This is like a really deep and moving question.
Huh huh, I said deep.
Posted by UsernameUser - July 8th, 2013
I have just one goal here on Newgrounds,
To become so cool that someone makes a Newgrounds Wiki page about how cool I am. When that happens, my goals will be fulfilled, and I won't use Newgrounds anymore.
