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Three tips for success in life: 1. Wine 'Em 2. Dine 'Em 3. 69 'Em. That is all.

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Tis' a tragic day.

Posted by UsernameUser - July 10th, 2013


On July 10 1997, a terrible tragedy occurred. It was around 6 AM and the weather was horrible.
(Actually, I have no clue what the weather was like, as it was over a decade ago.)
The youngest human on earth emerged from his mother's... Yea, skipping forward... There was a scream! There was a shout! Commotion!
Then all was calm as the world basked in the glory of the god-child!
Then some damned other kid was born, probably in some stupid country, and I wasn't the youngest kid on earth anymore. Oh well, at least I am still the coolest.

Want some cake?

Tis' a tragic day.


Comments

I don't eat cake, it makes me racist.

Why, do you segregate all the candles by color and then eat the green ones?
Cos that's what I do.