When I saw the tags, popularity and title of this game, I assumed it was going to be a fantastic game with an exceptional storyline and beautiful gameplay. What I instead got is an extremely tedious movie with a terrible plot and irritating controls. To move, you use the arrow keys. Makes sense. To select, you use the mouse. WHY?? IF YOU ONLY GIVE US ONE OPTION ANYWAY, WHY NOT HAVE US USE THE SPACEBAR?? This brings me to the plotline... There is none. Having soon been bored by the simple back-and-forth space adventures of Commander Walks-Slow, I decided to do a little exploring of my own. You can't... the game instead forces you to crawl through mundane scenes in the life of a poorly rendered space man. In all, this was an a fairly ambitious idea (although not entirely his own idea, read the description) that simply did not work. I give it two stars for at least giving a fair effort.